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	<description>losing faith in humanity, one person at a time</description>
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		<title>People Watching</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can only best describe my life as a series of unfortunate events punctuated by moments of euphoric tragedy, sardonic humor and bloody irony. The happier times, however, are spent People Watching&#8482;. It&#8217;s one of the most versatile hobbies. I can watch people anywhere; be it strolling down a bustling street, at a busy mall [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can only best describe my life as a series of unfortunate events punctuated by moments of euphoric tragedy, sardonic humor and bloody irony. The happier times, however, are spent People Watching&trade;.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s one of the most versatile hobbies. I can watch people anywhere; be it strolling down a bustling street, at a busy mall or simply waiting for a flight at the airport. I see couples: some in love, others not so much. I see the homeless: their weathered faces, their dirty hands. I see mothers, children: her strength, their resilience. I see corporate tycoons: on the phone, in a rush. I see rebellious teenagers: conforming. I see the elderly: their hands, their history. I see tourists: their optimism, their confusion. I see the happy. I see the sad. I see the leisurely. I see the weary. I see the lonely. I see. I see.</p>
<p>But most of all, I see a little bit of me in everyone I see.</p>
<p>Adieu. Navid.</p>
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		<title>I Fell In Love With A Stranger</title>
		<link>http://www.navidazimi.com/archives/2007/11/11/i-fell-in-love-with-a-stranger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Navid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a Sunday afternoon like any other. I had just finished the last of my weekend chores which, this week, included drafting a Pulitzer-prize winning manuscript for Rick Bragg, intercepting and deciphering encrypted messages as part of yet another covert CIA operation and making a carafe of Minute Maid in just 30 seconds. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a Sunday afternoon like any other. I had just finished the last of my weekend chores which, this week, included drafting a Pulitzer-prize winning manuscript for Rick Bragg, intercepting and deciphering encrypted messages as part of yet another covert CIA operation and making a carafe of <em>Minute Maid</em> in just 30 seconds. I was about to move on to my more difficult tasks of the evening when my cellular decided to catch my attention by starting to ring.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t recognize the number &#8212; except for the fact that it was prime &#8212; but I answered it almost immediately anyway. There was a silence. I said, &#8220;Hello?&#8221; with the type of sheer confidence you gain only after treading water in the Nile for three days in a row. After a momentary pause, I heard a young girl &#8212; of about 25 with the most exotic and gorgeous eyes I could ever imagine, long beautiful silky black hair, and a white cardigan top &#8212; say &#8220;Hi.. is Mandy there?&#8221; The voice was sweet, honest and apologetic. I thought for a moment on how to reply. I was in love with this girl. I wanted to tell her but there was no chance of that without sounding over-bearing and slightly creepy. Instead, I opted for this classic line: &#8220;Sorry, I think you&#8217;ve got the wrong number.&#8221; She was confused. It was absolutely adorable. She bit her lip and inquisitively asked, &#8220;Wait, is this 949-xxx-xxxx?&#8221; I told her it was and has been for many years. In fact, I was surprised she hadn&#8217;t called sooner. She nodded and accepted her folly.</p>
<p>Her face was flushed with a rosey red glow. The shade and hue of red you get only after you&#8217;ve mistakenly called a handsome boy on a Sunday afternoon looking for a make-believe Mandy. She apologized again and I wished her good luck in her search. She let out an giggle of Angelic proportions. And just as quickly as it all began, it ended. It was me and the dial tone once more alone.</p>
<p>Adieu. Navid.</p>
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		<title>People, Places and Flings</title>
		<link>http://www.navidazimi.com/archives/2007/10/10/people-places-and-flings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Navid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in the parking garage. I pushed the button and patiently waited for the elevator doors to ding and open. I walked in. There was a cute girl already inside. I smiled. She smiled back. The elevator started to move. There was an awkward silence. I glanced up and caught her looking at me. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was in the parking garage. I pushed the button and patiently waited for the elevator doors to ding and open. I walked in. There was a cute girl already inside. I smiled. She smiled back. The elevator started to move. There was an awkward silence. I glanced up and caught her looking at me. I smiled again. She let out a giggle. There was another awkward silence. She hesitated at first but then mustered, &#8220;Do you want to.. <em>do</em> it?&#8221; to which I replied &#8220;I don&#8217;t even know you&#8230; and this is my stop.&#8221;</p>
<p>Adieu. Navid.</p>
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