Happy Birthday, Bill.

Today, Bill Gates turned 50. For this momentous occasion, I donated $25 to Bill’s favorite charity. So Happy Birthday, Bill! And yes, I’ll always refer to you by first name; pretending as though you even know I exist.

My good friend Sean has just informed me that Bill, in all his generosity, has matched my donation of $25 and raised me $258 million to the malaria cure effort. Oh, Bill.. you’re so swell… always trying to one up me!

Adieu. Navid.

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10.28.05 / 9pm
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