You put the lime in the coconut.

I had a stellar weekend with my elphaba. I slept in well past the double digits, I watched a ton of Law & Order: SVU, ate some Mexican and Italian grub, and totally re-hauled the girlfriend’s computing needs. I bought her Mac OS X Tiger, supervised her new Western Digital 250gb external hard drive and enclosure, as well as set her family up with Verizon High Speed Internet. She be rollin’ with the technology.

I also bought Britni’s mom the best birthday present ever: a hand lawn mower. It is not only environmentally friendly, but it’s quiet, easy to use and works like a champ on smaller patches of grass. Ergo, I am the best son she never had. Which reminds me, everytime I go to a Lowe’s or Home Depot, I feel this strong propelling desire to build a cabinet or a tree house. I firmly believe that with the right tools, you can pretty much do or make anything.

Dear DeWalt,

Fear not my friendly and masculine piece of machinery, soon enough I shall buy you and your 17 friends. Your uncle the handsaw and your aunt the jigsaw will all find their place in my new garage. Together we shall create and innovate.

Your soon to be owner,

Navid the Handyman

On a completely unrelated note, I predict a significant increase in entries made. So, check back often, amigo.

Adieu. Navid.