Fuck You Residence Mutual Insurance Company

Oh my fucking god. I don’t know where to begin. I am at my wits end and I think I am going to explode. During the robbery, we suffered not only ~$40,000 in damages but apparently now the home insurance policy will only cover about $200 worth of damage. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Plus we have to pay like $300 deductible to begin with. Wait, you want me to pay $300 so you can refund us what $200? Fuck you. FUCK YOU.

What the FUCK is the point of INSURANCE if I am out more than $39,800 dollars assholes? We paid more than that JUST for the coverage itself!!

But here is the real kicker: we get a letter from the insurance company stating that in accordance with their terms and policies, after the expiration of our policy they will be dropped from their coverage. So let’s get this straight: I lost all my fucking home entertaining items — dvd player, expensive projector, surround sound, etc — in addition to having my home violated with intruders and having my parents suffer greatly with both loss of income and loss of capital. You pretty much refund us dick all and then have the AUDACITY to drop us from coverage?

Please tell me that there is something innately wrong with this scenario. Please tell me that I am not overreacting when I say that if I could materialize a single person as the epitome of all this suffering I would kill, torture and mutilate them ten-times over.

US Bank refuses to cooperate with the law enforcement — whom by the way — pretty much doesn’t give a fuck because they fear that we will sue them. They will not release any names of the employees — who most probably — played a role in the robbery to begin with. The Police Department is a fucking joke. We watch Law & Order and they are able to snap up warrants and subpoenas almost magically yet in the real world — nobody gives a flying fuck. Inept and incompetence reigns over. Crime doesn’t pay? That’s fucking bullshit.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

It is going to be my mission in life to not only fuck those mother fuckers up but I am going to single handedly destroy the business of insurance as we know it today. Mark my fucking words.

The sad part is had one of us, or all of us been killed in the home invasion. I hardly think the treatment by the police, media and insurance company would have been different. Same old shit. Different day.

Oh yeah, I almost forget, Happy Fucking Tax Day.