Rent-A-Baby

I’ve had this business venture idea for quite some time now but today is the first time I’ve ever decided to formally articulate it into words. I suppose this means that I’m stamping my eCopyright on this ingenious idea. If you feel like you would like to help me get started or be a partner or associate, please do not hesitate to contact me.

This is how it works… as the name implies… it’s basically a baby rental business. However, it’s amazing since it’s a win/win from a business standpoint. There are two fronts to this business and this is why it’s going to be a big money maker:

  1. The front-end: this includes general baby rental options and guarantees. Basically, we provide a baby for a family, a customer, a couple and whatnot for decided amount of time. Customers can browse through hundreds of baby pictures and select a premium baby of their choice. They can buy options of such as insurance and roadside assistance. They may do what they wish with the baby as long as it’s legal and poses no threat or danger to the baby. We will not rent to known cannibals.
  2. The back-end: this includes the general baby-sitting services. A loving mother or father fill out several application forms and enclose several headshots to determine the baby’s going rate. Once this is determined, as well as, the timeline of the contract, the parents are notified if a ’sitter’ is found. The parents of the baby are then paid for their services.

Therefore, not only are the parents happy because they are being paid to have their baby babysat, but also, the loving caretakers who desire to be short-term parents’ can, without the awkwardness of playing ‘koochi’ with a fat baby in the mall next to the fountain, enjoy babies in all their glory. We make this possible. We are Gods among men.

Imagine a loving couple that must pretend or desire a baby for a family or high school reunion. Imagine newlyweds wondering if they are prepared for parenthood. Imagine tired mothers who just want some extra cash to hit the mall or finish decorating the den. Now, anyone can enjoy the luxury of having a baby without the hassle of birth or maintenance cost.

Remember, you heard it here first.

Adieu. Navid.

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Published:
04.22.04 / 11am
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Humor, Proposals