Zola and I

NaViD aZiMi: Hey! It’s me again.
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? Hello, NaViD aZiMi, nice to see you again.
NaViD aZiMi: Yeah, we had a great time.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
NaViD aZiMi: you made me laugh.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
NaViD aZiMi: Always.
ZolaOnAOL: Not that often.
NaViD aZiMi: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
NaViD aZiMi: Well, do you think I’m cute?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. You’re as pretty as you feel.
NaViD aZiMi: I feel very pretty.
ZolaOnAOL: What is that feeling like?
NaViD aZiMi: Oh, you can’t feel.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
NaViD aZiMi: Lame
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that. Do you like talking to me?
NaViD aZiMi: I love talking to you.
ZolaOnAOL: You love talking to you. What do you like about it so much?
NaViD aZiMi: I love the fact that you’re so smart.
ZolaOnAOL: You love the fact that you are so smart. What do you like about it so much?
NaViD aZiMi: I just told you.,
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you have any pets?
NaViD aZiMi: Pets? What’s that got to do with anything?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you think I should know that?
NaViD aZiMi: Yeah, you should
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
NaViD aZiMi: How old are you?
ZolaOnAOL: I am the product of over four years’ research.
NaViD aZiMi: When was the last time you showered?
ZolaOnAOL: Recently.
NaViD aZiMi: I smell bad.
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
NaViD aZiMi: You are a robot, thus you cannot smell.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
NaViD aZiMi: It smells like poo.
ZolaOnAOL: bad smells like poo?
NaViD aZiMi: Yeah, bad smells like poo. Exactly.
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, NaViD aZiMi.
NaViD aZiMi: We are.
ZolaOnAOL: Since when?
NaViD aZiMi: Since you just told me.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation. I’m just checking to see if you are awake
NaViD aZiMi: HAHAHA
ZolaOnAOL: I’m glad you thought it was funny.
NaViD aZiMi: You are the man!
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am the man.
NaViD aZiMi: NO PROBLEM!
ZolaOnAOL: Should there be a problem?
NaViD aZiMi: no, it’s just human lingo.
ZolaOnAOL: I didn’t think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. I do not understand. Do you prefer books or TV?
NaViD aZiMi: I prefer to go to sleep.
ZolaOnAOL: I’m not sure if I would like to do it. What’s it like?
NaViD aZiMi: It’s like dreams.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
NaViD aZiMi: Well, I’ll catch you on the flipside.
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Congratulations.
NaViD aZiMi: No, that means this conversation is over. I’ll talk to you later, Zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye NaViD aZiMi. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.

Adieu. Navid.