Void Where Prohibited. Sorry, Try Again

Once, just once dammit, I want to open the wrapper or peel the sticker and I want it to say “Winner! $50,000 Cash Prize”. Is that too much to ask for? I mean, I actually think the only time I have ever won -anything- in those sort of ‘raffles’ was way back when McDonald’s had their monopoly theme going. And even then I think I only got another medium drink or something. But, who cares, the drink I got for free ended up being a “Loser! Try Again” anyhow. I mean seriously folks — everytime I open one of them I have a 50/50 chance. I either win or I lose. I’m just waiting for the moment I hit it big… it’s probably the next wrapper I open. I just have the ‘feeling’ — But what will it be? Pepsi? Hershey? Netsle? 7up? The suspense continues…

Adieu. Navid.