Our Relationship In A Nutshell

[A list of purely inside jokes between the gf and I]

I’m joking if you’re joking….
I’m serious if you’re serious…
Inuits.
Dorm Security.
Sondre Lerche.
No = Sign.
H 5.
You have a beard.
Fell in the Saab.
Oops.
8.
Go Figger.
5 Times. 5 Tries.
The Word.
2 Very’s.
Longer than that.
7 Letters.
14 Pencils.
Job and his nameless Wife.
My favorite form of wit.
Rhymes with Clever.
Forever.
Out of 2 Debts.
Like a Rock.
M Word.
1 for you, 3 for the boys.
Ask me?
I’m scared, nervous, excited and anixous.
Hot Piece of Ass?
Artgarfunkel Oneword Twowordstotal
You like my lips.
foreverf
Round 2 (ding ding ding)
Thelma & Louise.
Whatev.
Red In My Painting.
Blue In My Sky.
Like In The Song.
The K in my Book.
Dr. Phil.
ELEBEN.
Babyjoob.
Koon.
Azizam.
Ymmv.
Don’t Die Grandpa.
My Second V-Card.
SEBEN ELEBEN (Cheesecake & Hot Dogs).
Sunday the 4th, 2000-nemedoonam kay.
Your Mileage May Vary.
Babajan.
You Don’t Know Jack.
Applebutt.
Var Naro!
Bitty B.
SLIIUUT! (thumb motion across the neck)
French Buckets.
Presents.
Swedish Fish.